To exploit via telnet is pretty neat To exploit on fridge is uber leet
Drew Yao
· 1 year ago
Floating pointer numbers don't use two's complement.
Thomas Ptacek
· 1 year ago
Ok Drew wins.
Mo
· 1 year ago
Nice. Wondering if this falls under german cybercrime law ;)
Lee Hinman
· 1 year ago
Now all you need is a "terminal program prompt and common utility" set so that you can diagram the flow of exploitation on your fridge. Awesome :)
Alex Holst
· 1 year ago
Something twitty.
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Kevin
· 1 year ago
mmmm...the coolaid...it is tasty.
S.
· 1 year ago
i want to exploit my fridge.
rmogull
· 1 year ago
Tom,
While I would like one, I am clearly not worthy since I'm not even on your blogroll. Amrit and Rothman are there, thus destroying my (inflamed) ego. As I sit here I see my manhood pooling on the floor in a congealed mess slowly sublimating in the dry Arizona air.
I'm sure I'll survive. I should probably just give up security and call that truck driving school. If you give me a magnet set, I can put it on the side of my truck ensuring repeated physical beatings from by truck driving peers. I probably deserve being kicked in the head by some overweight trucker, so you'll just be doing karma a favor.
Zach
· 1 year ago
Oh that is just
*searches his fridge for words*
[a] [great] [banana]
(those are the only magnets I can use. All of the others are being used in childish, immature sentences)
Pedram Amini
· 1 year ago
' or send_magnet_to=pedram
Marcin
· 1 year ago
Me me me! Now time to add me... subtlety to mr mogull. :)
Innismir
· 1 year ago
Mee! Meeeeeeeeeeee!
Mark
· 1 year ago
I need a Beer select statement
Adam O'Donnell
· 1 year ago
Oooh ooh!
mac
· 1 year ago
All your email drowns in a bright pink foaming sea spam spam spam spam spam
Jeffrey Czerniak
· 1 year ago
Magnets! I is want!
cvoid
· 1 year ago
this, combined with oversized slices of bread, and the toaster is pwned! that's what you get for all those "our toaster's use military-grade security" ads.
(okay, i thought it was funny)
Thomas Ptacek
· 1 year ago
Ok, you all get magnets. Go ahead and send me your mailing infoz at tqbf AT matasano.com. Thanks for playing!
(Drew, MY webapps store penny-denominated fixnum currency).
jb
· 1 year ago
Aww. I'm handily over 20. Cute things made by Erin are always welcome.
JM
· 1 year ago
DO WANT
Thomas Ptacek
· 1 year ago
CAN USE?
Andre Gironda
· 1 year ago
Dood, no fair, First-Poster distracted me while I have been writing a comment for his latest blog post. Insert blog post where distraction equals me.
michael lynch
· 1 year ago
Wow, awesome!
Lennie
· 1 year ago
This + shakespeare = A brute force script that prints "Once more into the breach, dear friends!" every 1000 iterations?
Send hax0r magnets plz.
joe v
· 1 year ago
Word UP.....
Andy
· 1 year ago
Oh man! Combining this with my Onion fridge magnets will lead to hours of awesomeness... and confusion from my wife. Perfect!
Jason
· 1 year ago
I've got nothing witty...
How about an appreciation for a really cool idea?
Pavel Pergamenshchik
· 1 year ago
I can has free magnets please?
ap
· 1 year ago
mov me, magnets plz jmp happy
Jolly
· 1 year ago
This means chisec will be just that much better this time around!
JR
· 1 year ago
so:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
(thanks wikipedia!)
aaronb
· 1 year ago
exploit haiku r0x look forward to those by x0x expect they'll end with ...
sumdumguy
· 1 year ago
So extra points if we can merge your set with this one?
Daniel Reynaud
· 1 year ago
I think a leet haiku might come in handy :
Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator.
Nate McFeters
· 1 year ago
Damn'd and blast! Travel kills all the things I want most in life... like today when my delayed flight prevented me from getting the Matasano magnet.
That is... unless a certain friend named Tom in the Chicago area wanted to hook me up anyways.
-Nate
Tyler Krpata
· 1 year ago
Because my kitchen needs more overflows.
Fuck, that wasn't funny.
Derek Vadala
· 1 year ago
I had to spend a half hour today explaining what a proxy was to a senior network engineer.
Jane
· 1 year ago
Hmm. Shiny! me wants!
This may just convince me enough to get rid of the magnetic poetry stuff I got at a Mac OS X 10.2 launch from my fridge..
Statler and Waldorf
· 1 year ago
Neglecting my pentesterly duties whilst stalking the adderalwebs
I spy a squiggly whiteboard avatar and a truncated URL.
Oh. MTSO. Free stuff.
But. I'm late. Once again.
Scads of vulnresearch luminaries (nay, enginEERs, even!!!)
beat me to the punch and to the post.
DAMMIT! EVEN THAT EUROTRASH REYNAUD! ARGGGH!!!! CURSE HIS MINITEL-TWIDDLING LEATHER PANTS!
And yet, once again,
someone lowers the bar.
Success. =)
Chris Green
· 1 year ago
Oooh. An application layer magnet kit!
Adam Baldwin
· 1 year ago
The best part about having these magnets around is that not only can they be useful for witty fridge slogans, but they can also be used to, oh I don't know, keep a physical door sensor from going off (if they are strong enough) ;-)
Give me some rice, you son of a bitch, or else I will eat the flag.
witty statement #2:
"...by killing one user, the rest will be far more aware of security issues."
mega want.
Dan Guido
· 1 year ago
witty statement #3 (I can't believe I forgot this one!):
“Except for a few things, let me just tell you: It’s credible.” - Senator Christopher “Kit” Bond (R-MO) on Die Hard 4
I just wanted to get that out there, not because I want more magnets :-P
kev
· 1 year ago
#include "witty.h"
ErikC
· 1 year ago
Nothing witty so much as fact: There is an 0day vuln in the version of WordPress you guys are running.
DaveG knows how to reach me :-)
Dave G.
· 1 year ago
I would submit to you that I, in fact, do not know who how get in touch with you. But you probably know how to get in touch with me, so please do!
Thomas Ptacek
· 1 year ago
Erik: does it work even when accounts are disabled?
_ryan
· 1 year ago
yeah, what mogull said. your blogroll is lame without mine.
_r
Kurt Grutzmacher
· 1 year ago
hax0red by turkey!
qwerty
· 1 year ago
Damn, I missed out =(
I'll have to buy it as Malo-Mart, if I'm Smart..
Dooooo doo-doot-doot dooo da-dooo. Woooott wa woot woot woot wa woot...
Amrit
· 1 year ago
Based loosely on Langston Hughes "A Dream Deferred" and the recent SQL injection madness...
Select * from dreams where ID = 'like a raisin in the sun'; drop table dreams--
Amrit
· 1 year ago
A #FF007F /%name%/ 111111110000000001111111
aaronb
· 1 year ago
test
Amrit
· 1 year ago
rm -rf /blogroll/rmogull
OK that's 3...now granted none of them are, on their own, worthy of anything but ridicule, I deserve a set for effort right?
Stephen
· 1 year ago
attestation
nuc
· 1 year ago
..so if you give an unlimited number of monkeys an unlimited number of fridges, they will write the combined 'spl0itwork of Matasano? Or will that only work if the Shakespeare pack is in evidence?
some loser
· 1 year ago
Why don't you put it on the "toaster" Eric owned instead of a refrig? or is that coming up in a future blog post x)
Will
· 1 year ago
Hah, don't you people see? This is an evil, yet brilliant social engineering hack to get your full name and adddress, thus allowing them to steal your identity!
Don't say I didn't warn you!
Sam
· 1 year ago
I want one.
Mike
· 1 year ago
If $you != "happy", then chop($wood); #and relax
send9
· 1 year ago
Maybe instead of ChiSec we can just go to a coffee shop and do readings of security-related poetry for each other?
Thomas Ptacek
· 1 year ago
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Mitchel Ashley
· 1 year ago
Darn. I should have given those away with Cobia. I might not have been fired if we got a few more downloads!
popebrak
· 1 year ago
Wit is the final refuge of the. . . people who take their last refuge in wit.
All Comments
IOU one witty comment.
To exploit on fridge is uber leet
<>
While I would like one, I am clearly not worthy since I'm not even on your blogroll. Amrit and Rothman are there, thus destroying my (inflamed) ego. As I sit here I see my manhood pooling on the floor in a congealed mess slowly sublimating in the dry Arizona air.
I'm sure I'll survive. I should probably just give up security and call that truck driving school. If you give me a magnet set, I can put it on the side of my truck ensuring repeated physical beatings from by truck driving peers. I probably deserve being kicked in the head by some overweight trucker, so you'll just be doing karma a favor.
*searches his fridge for words*
[a] [great] [banana]
(those are the only magnets I can use. All of the others are being used in childish, immature sentences)
in a bright pink foaming sea
spam spam spam spam spam
(okay, i thought it was funny)
(Drew, MY webapps store penny-denominated fixnum currency).
Send hax0r magnets plz.
How about an appreciation for a really cool idea?
plz
jmp happy
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
(thanks wikipedia!)
look forward to those by x0x
expect they'll end with ...
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.
That is... unless a certain friend named Tom in the Chicago area wanted to hook me up anyways.
-Nate
Fuck, that wasn't funny.
This may just convince me enough to get rid of the magnetic poetry stuff I got at a Mac OS X 10.2 launch from my fridge..
stalking the adderalwebs
I spy
a squiggly whiteboard avatar
and a truncated URL.
Oh.
MTSO.
Free stuff.
But.
I'm late.
Once again.
Scads of vulnresearch luminaries
(nay, enginEERs, even!!!)
beat me
to the punch
and to the post.
DAMMIT! EVEN THAT EUROTRASH REYNAUD! ARGGGH!!!! CURSE HIS MINITEL-TWIDDLING LEATHER PANTS!
And yet,
once again,
someone lowers the bar.
Success. =)
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/24/lolspe...
Give me some rice,
you son of a bitch,
or else I will eat the flag.
witty statement #2:
"...by killing one user, the rest will be far more aware of security issues."
mega want.
“Except for a few things, let me just tell you: It’s credible.” - Senator Christopher “Kit” Bond (R-MO) on Die Hard 4
I just wanted to get that out there, not because I want more magnets :-P
There is an 0day vuln in the version of WordPress you guys are running.
DaveG knows how to reach me :-)
_r
I'll have to buy it as Malo-Mart, if I'm Smart..
Dooooo doo-doot-doot dooo da-dooo.
Woooott wa woot woot woot wa woot...
Select * from dreams where ID = 'like a raisin in the sun'; drop table dreams--
OK that's 3...now granted none of them are, on their own, worthy of anything but ridicule, I deserve a set for effort right?
Or will that only work if the Shakespeare pack is in evidence?
Don't say I didn't warn you!
then chop($wood); #and relax
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