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Re: The Web Pest Poet

popebrak — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:28:28 -0000

Wit is the final refuge of the. . . people who take their last refuge in wit.

Re: The Web Pest Poet

Mitchel Ashley — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:18:12 -0000

Darn. I should have given those away with Cobia. I might not have been fired if we got a few more downloads!

Re: The Web Pest Poet

Thomas Ptacek — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:55:41 -0000

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Re: The Web Pest Poet

send9 — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:23:33 -0000

Maybe instead of ChiSec we can just go to a coffee shop and do readings of security-related poetry for each other?

Re: The Web Pest Poet

Mike — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:18:18 -0000

If $you != "happy",
then chop($wood); #and relax

Re: The Web Pest Poet

Sam — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:55:37 -0000

I want one.

Re: The Web Pest Poet

Will — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 22:57:18 -0000

Hah, don't you people see? This is an evil, yet brilliant social engineering hack to get your full name and adddress, thus allowing them to steal your identity!

Don't say I didn't warn you!

Re: The Web Pest Poet

some loser — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:59:24 -0000

Why don't you put it on the "toaster" Eric owned instead of a refrig? or is that coming up in a future blog post x)

Re: The Web Pest Poet

nuc — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:34:13 -0000

..so if you give an unlimited number of monkeys an unlimited number of fridges, they will write the combined 'spl0itwork of Matasano?
Or will that only work if the Shakespeare pack is in evidence?

Re: The Web Pest Poet

Stephen — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:33:48 -0000

attestation

Re: The Web Pest Poet

Amrit — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:21:48 -0000

rm -rf /blogroll/rmogull

OK that's 3...now granted none of them are, on their own, worthy of anything but ridicule, I deserve a set for effort right?

Re: The Web Pest Poet

aaronb — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:02:53 -0000

test

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Amrit — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:35:16 -0000

A #FF007F /%name%/ 111111110000000001111111

Re: The Web Pest Poet

Amrit — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:26:57 -0000

Based loosely on Langston Hughes "A Dream Deferred" and the recent SQL injection madness...

Select * from dreams where ID = 'like a raisin in the sun'; drop table dreams--

Re: The Web Pest Poet

qwerty — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:18:19 -0000

Damn, I missed out =(

I'll have to buy it as Malo-Mart, if I'm Smart..

Dooooo doo-doot-doot dooo da-dooo.
Woooott wa woot woot woot wa woot...

Re: The Web Pest Poet

Kurt Grutzmacher — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:17:39 -0000

hax0red by turkey!

Re: The Web Pest Poet

_ryan — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:13:38 -0000

yeah, what mogull said. your blogroll is lame without mine.

_r

Re: The Web Pest Poet

Thomas Ptacek — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 18:50:46 -0000

Erik: does it work even when accounts are disabled?

Re: The Web Pest Poet

Dave G. — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 18:43:21 -0000

I would submit to you that I, in fact, do not know who how get in touch with you. But you probably know how to get in touch with me, so please do!

Re: The Web Pest Poet

ErikC — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 18:28:57 -0000

Nothing witty so much as fact:
There is an 0day vuln in the version of WordPress you guys are running.

DaveG knows how to reach me :-)

Re: The Web Pest Poet

kev — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 18:27:23 -0000

#include "witty.h"

Re: The Web Pest Poet

Dan Guido — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 18:22:26 -0000

witty statement #3 (I can't believe I forgot this one!):

“Except for a few things, let me just tell you: It’s credible.” - Senator Christopher “Kit” Bond (R-MO) on Die Hard 4

I just wanted to get that out there, not because I want more magnets :-P

Re: The Web Pest Poet

Dan Guido — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 18:20:19 -0000

witty statement #1:

Give me some rice,
you son of a bitch,
or else I will eat the flag.

witty statement #2:

"...by killing one user, the rest will be far more aware of security issues."

mega want.

Re: The Web Pest Poet

Ryan Russell — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 18:18:50 -0000

I can haz exploiz?
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/24/lolspe...

Re: The Web Pest Poet

Adam Baldwin — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 18:13:13 -0000

The best part about having these magnets around is that not only can they be useful for witty fridge slogans, but they can also be used to, oh I don't know, keep a physical door sensor from going off (if they are strong enough) ;-)